Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Randomize