I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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