question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
