At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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