I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
