She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I think I am morally bankrupt
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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