You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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