What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Your cock deserves a montage
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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