But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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