i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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