Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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