Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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