Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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