I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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