I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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