awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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