ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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