So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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