He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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