I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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