; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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