i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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