Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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