Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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