nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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