Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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