i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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