I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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