quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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