No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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