I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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