If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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