I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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