He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my being single is dangerous.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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