hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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