Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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