Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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