woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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