There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I can't put those talents on a resume
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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