so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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