She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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