marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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