It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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