do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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