wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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