i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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