Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I wear drunk well.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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