Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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