I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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