I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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