I like to think it a success when the cops are called
North Korea, Best Korea!
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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