There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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