Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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