We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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